| I made a joke yesterday. You laughed as if you’d heard it for the first time. Didn’t you already know the punchline? |  |
God: Gets better every time I hear it…
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I ate lunch today and prayed before I ate. You seemed like you especially appreciated it. Don’t millions of people do that? |
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God: You’re the only one I see when I’m with you…Ā
| I tumbled down the stairs today. I knew I should have watched my feet. Shouldn’t I have known it was coming? |  |
God: I’ll still help you…
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I struggled with reading my Bible today, It seems like it’s all mixed-up words. Plus, I keep falling asleep. | |
God:Ā Let’s find something else to do for today…
| I loved my Grandma.Ā It hurts when I think of her there with you. I get jealous. |  |
God:Ā I get jealous too…
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I’ve always been good, I’m not that bad, Won’t I get into heaven? | |
God:Ā Are you willing to bet your life on how you good you are?
| I’m sad because I’m not good. I deserve death. I’m sorry. |  |
God:Ā Saying you’re sorry doesn’t dismiss the guilt.Ā If a criminal said he was sorry, he’d still get put away.Ā Don’t you realize I’m perfect?
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I’m unclear about what to do. You don’t accept my apology in itself.Ā What can I do? | |
God:Ā You can realize what I did.
| I don’t know how to pray, I don’t know what to say, I just want to know who you are. |  |
God:Ā Have you considered my Son?
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I want to get to know you, but I don’t know how. What do I do? | |
God:Ā Hi, I’m Jesus, can we be friends?
