I made a joke yesterday. You laughed as if you’d heard it for the first time. Didn’t you already know the punchline? God: Gets better every time I hear it… I ate lunch today and prayed before I ate. You seemed like you especially appreciated it. Don’t millions of people do that? God: You’re …
Month: February 2024
“Now, quick, quick with the eyedrops!!!āĀ I told myself.Ā I slunk back in my low back chair even further, pushing through the searing pain as I, with trembling hands, carefully pooled the drops into my watery eyes.Ā Ā āDone,ā I say, with moderate admiration (admiration for God of course, but donāt quote me on that). I sat back …



