Month: February 2024

Is God Your Friend?

  I made a joke yesterday. You laughed as if you’d heard it for the first time. Didn’t you already know the punchline? God: Gets better every time I hear it… I ate lunch today and prayed before I ate. You seemed like you especially appreciated it. Don’t millions of people do that? God: You’re …

Aches and Pains

“Now, quick, quick with the eyedrops!!!ā€Ā I told myself.Ā  I slunk back in my low back chair even further, pushing through the searing pain as I, with trembling hands, carefully pooled the drops into my watery eyes.Ā Ā ā€œDone,ā€ I say, with moderate admiration (admiration for God of course, but don’t quote me on that). I sat back …